The people who have Mediacom were dealt with the most ridiculous of TV schedule switcheroos. They put on the UNI vs Southern Ill-annoy basketball game instead and moved Idol back to 9:00. Thanks a lot you chuckleheads.
In any event, we are off with very few surprises. The people you thought would make it, made it, and vice versa. Most of the poor saps that got sh*tcanned early were people I didn’t know from adam. The judges/producers and their ridiculous fake tense “oooh we are unanimous and we don’t have good news… (cricket sounds)……….we have GREAT news!” have become so predictable and flaccid, and yet they continue to torture the performers with this “am I in, or not?” schtick. They must be taking lessons from Seacrust, that little a$$hat.
A few notable picks and some new info about one of the finalists…
They had a sing-off between Chicken Dee and Bug McGoo (hell, I don’t know their names yet)… with McGoo getting the win, but he didn’t want it to go down like that. They also had a sing-off between the blonde country girl (who’s hubby was also in the Hollywood rounds) and the Two-toned blonde with the goofy boots. Goofy Boots won and Simon gave her a vote of confidence by saying it was the wrong decision. Thanks Simon, you cro-magnon.
Obvious wins to singers like Danny Gokey, Jasmine, Goth Man, Joanna Pa-CHEATy, that tall girl, Von Smith (the indulgent child), Lil Rounds, the pink-haired Mom, the full arm tattoo Mom (lots of moms this year!), the Blue collar boys, and my personal favorite…. Norman Gentle!!!
There were two moments of disappointment for me. 1. They didn’t let Jamar (Danny’s buddy) through. 2. They DID let Tatiannoyance Del Taco through. Is this girl for real? Her antics are beyond bizarre and irritating. She needs to be slapped silly and then be exorcised by a sanctioned priest to get her inner demons under control. Her atrocious laugh, her stentorian scream, and her pathetic bawling make me want to bash my own head in with a shovel to end that sonic torture. She made it. I can’t believe she made it.
Some new info came out this morning that raises questions. The girl who already had a record contract and blew it, just blew it again. Joanne Pacheaty has been disqualified. Apparently, they discovered that she was involved in a “relationship” with someone from the IDOL show. Well, that and the fact she already had a record deal, an acting deal, a modeling deal, yadda yadda yadda… She moved to LA at age 16 for cripes sakes—she probably has more deals than Monte Hall. Anyway, SEE YA suckah! She forgot all the words anyway—Simon DID say, if you forget the words, poof you are gone!
And lastly, I have had time to reflect upon the impact of new judge Kara Mel Delite. I think she is a waste of space, merely eye candy and all style, little substance. She is jealous of younger attractive women like bikini girl. I kid, but it’s a little true.
I hope to see more nastiness from the judges and for Randy to not say “pitchy” all the time. He will drive me nuts this year if he pulls that crap with me, Dawgggggg! Aight.
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